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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Oh, yeah, sure. Now I'm gonna be stuck here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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...and the women that I frequent with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Like that paddle with the ball and rubber band.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Preferably one with some paint thinner and some rags?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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How you can unwind with that clock ticking?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Excuse me. Are you the guy with that funny laser?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Now, who's with me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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You know, my aunt had a thing removed with a laser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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You had to grab it all with your lowbrow laser shtick.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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What's with all these flags?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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...with an I'm sorry wave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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See, he came up with the idea for the rubber band.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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See, you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, and you know Mr. Varnsen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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...you'll have to work this out with maroon Golf.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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...where I can settle down with my peculiar habits...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and a bicyclist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

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Well, it is Sunday night, and you know how I like to unwind.