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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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I got news for you. I'm funnier than you are.

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He's a sportswriter for the Daily News.

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Do you have one with hooks and gouges...

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You know? What with Clarence Thomas and everything.

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It's exhausting being with you.

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And then he kicked me with the other foot...

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You had sex with the cleaning woman on your desk?

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You had sex on your desk with the cleaning woman.

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...and afterwards, you don't even smell.

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...with a revolting stench, you want to spend as much time as you can.

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Would you take a drink, and let us smell you?

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...and I tell you, people do that all the time.

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- So you started drinking. - So we started drinking, and...

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Say you got a big job interview and you're nervous.

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It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman...

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- There's Elaine. - See that guy she's talking with?

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- ...and this wouldn't have happened? - You knew he was an alcoholic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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And he said:

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...and he said:

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...trying to get away with something. That's my overview.