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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, my father, when I was a kid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What? Really? You're kidding.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That's the way they should punish the kids.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Parents like to drag kids to historical sights.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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My parents took me to the Amish country, which to a kid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I- I can't talk right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yes, I admit I was speeding...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I don't like it. - I don't understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...but I- I distinctly recall him saying-

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I couldn't talk. I had a meeting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The remote. The remote. I can't find the remote.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I could see if I was a pharmacist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I shouldn't have to pay. - Neither should I.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, possibly. I...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I don't understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- ... but the basic idea is I play myself- - May I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I can't do this. I can't do this. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I thought Kramer and I were very close friends.