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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I mean, if you order Yankee bean in the South, are they offended?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and I slammed the glass down on the bar, and it shattered.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You're holding up the production of the movie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and wondered if his days of shooting movies in New York were over."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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And, well...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...you said you weren't the driver at the time of the accident.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and all those people and trucks everywhere...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and cleaning a little, and paying your bills.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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And I'm sitting there with Woody, and I turn to him and I go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been far less severe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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And he yells out, " I'm bleeding," and he runs off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and he started crying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Well, one of the pieces must've hit Woody...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Of course there's a community.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and he's really depressed because he has no job, and no woman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...roller-skating, tennis and skiing...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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So I start to walk, and I trip. And the grocery bag goes flying...