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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Just hold this guy's hand, walk around the store. See how you feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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...and a nice guy, but I don't like him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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And a guy will appear from out of nowhere.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Men think, Obviously, I can be talked into anything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Run, Billy! Run to the office and close the door.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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...I launch into the story about the kid from Pennsylvania who was abducted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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What if I accidentally wander into some sort of homosexual store...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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This guy's the best. They can't all be the best.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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I treated you, so please just get out of the office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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The guy slept with Marilyn Monroe. He's in Dinky Doughnuts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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No reaction, because the guy is so focused, you see.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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A...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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He's just a- He's a butcher. The man's a butcher.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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And then Julianna asked me if I wanted to join her here in the office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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Yes. A...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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...a massage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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A what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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I can't get a massage from a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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If a- If a man makes it move.