He has depth.

He has talent.

He can play any part.

I refuse to listen to any more slanderous statements about this potential Academy Award winner.

The name's Homer, ma'am.

All right, Homer.

Now you go in there and give the performance of your career.

And don't forget that Minnie Pearl greeting I gave you.

I'll do my best, Mr. Drysdale, but I'm used to working from a script.

Aha, there's no problem.

I've written down a few key country expressions.

I'll put them in the crown of your hat, so whenever you're in doubt, you can just take a look.

Well, back so soon?

That's right, Mr. Clampett.

And here's the farm boy that's going to make Ellie Mae forget all about Ed.

Now shake hands with Homer Noodleman.

Howdy, Mr. Noodleman.

Howdy!

Hey, you look a heap like that movie fella.

Hey, Sheriff Brock.