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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

2.3s

Well, I am the president.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

2.5s

Well, I am supposed to be in this meeting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.6s

-What am I going to do? -You should sleep with him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.3s

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Can I fire you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

2.9s

-You got a little problem. -Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

4.3s

Well, actually, I do have a bill here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3s

-I don't believe it. -And I got a date with the saleswoman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.4s

And I bought a whole new set of cookware and a water pick.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3s

If there's any doubt, I do a leave-behind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

2.4s

Listen, I got an idea. You're a heavy sleeper, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3s

I don't know. The man makes a pretty strong bird.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

2s

I don't think you will. As a matter of fact...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.3s

You'll get your hat back. I will get a second date.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

3.2s

Miss Benes, I notice you've been charging quite a bit of merchandise...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

2.7s

This hat just bottles in the heat. I don't even need a coat.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

2.7s

Good. As a matter of fact, I almost had my own show in Japan.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

4.3s

All I can see is that giant red sun in the shape of a chicken.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

4s

Well, I gotta meet Newman at the pet store. I'm helping him pick out a turtle.