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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...and we stopped off and bought this café latte.

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...and I kind of got pushed, and it spilled on me.

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- They put the top on. - And they made the top.

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And then, about four years ago...

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Let's make this short and sweet.

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- So I spoke to the security guard. - Yeah? And?

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And people constantly try to give you coffee.

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- Yes? - Mr. Chiles and Mr. Kramer are here.

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- And who might you be? - I might be Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...that people continue to try and give it to you.

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Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

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So he gets to be called Maestro and I don't.

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I once saw him in a bar, and somebody said:

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So my friend and I, we were going to the movies...

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Maybe they offered him a chair and he turned it down.

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...at any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus-

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...so I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in.

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...I'd like to walk in here one day and find you sitting down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...I was on holiday in Tuscany, and I fell in love with this house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?