who can't figure out a stupid hamster wheel.

Go on. Get away. Wait a minute.

Honey, I asked you to get the metal wheel out of the hamster cage.

We have to get the only hamsters on planet Earth...

I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half...

- No, you get her a towel. - Wait. Wait.

- Mom! Come on. - I'll take a hug.

There's a tin box on the kitchen counter.

Get this guy a beer. This guy does not wait for a beer. He's a movie star.

Oh, come on. You gotta see that's a joke.

Come on. I'll take a look at you. Come.

If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

- You had a gift. - Come on. Let me see it.

You guys are a little early on the tree though.

- Thanks for dinner. - Come on! You're giving me a hug too.

Been on sort of a crazy journey these last couple days.

That's a pretty weighty experiment to take on, don't you think?

It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter-inch piece of plastic.

- You're not gonna tell us what we're getting? - It's a surprise. You'll see.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on it.