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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You wanna talk about hotels, or you wanna win some ball games?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So now we can, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Before you know it, Letterman won't return your calls.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, Louise, I think you'll find this amusing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, take it outside. -Come on, Larry. You know me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's good to have you back.