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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.8s

What happened was I was in a softball game

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

4.1s

When I was a kid I had a traumatic incident

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

And my hope was that I was doing that for you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.5s

I had a client once, he was a rock guitarist.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.9s

What was I doing? 'Cause somebody has a loving wife

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

And then that night I was in bed with a woman

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

- It was my idea. - Yeah, I did go pick it up.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

This was a girl that you knew from the neighborhood, I presume.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.2s

- How was the game? - I made an error in the last inning

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.6s

- You said it was gonna be ready. - I said it's not ready.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

4.3s

I had a client. He was quite an illustrious well-known director.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

- I would never say that. - You just told me who it was.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

I guess I made an error.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

I can't drive. I can't focus.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.5s

I merely alluded to the fact that he was a well-known director.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.3s

- ( Laughs ) yes, I think I did. - Really?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

And now I know that I stink.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.4s

it's worse than it was before. I don't know what he did to it.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

4.3s

You know, actually I was about ready to take a break for lunch, yeah.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.8s

I don't want to reveal who he was, but he did direct "star wars."