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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.4s

They see one on the road.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-Hey. -Where have you been? You're on next.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.7s

Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

How come he's getting so smart?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.6s

I didn't get on. The lizard guy went long.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.9s

I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.3s

-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

You brought me only misfortune and humiliation. Now, get out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

-No, no, no. There was no money. -No money? Then, what did we get?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.