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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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They see one on the road.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey. -Where have you been? You're on next.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...do you choose if it's a man or woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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"Winnie-the-" blank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...