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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No, no. She's going out with a friend of mine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So, what's the deal with your friend George?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Actually, I should get a new one. - Nonsense. This one's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...as one of the worst serial killers in history.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No one hails a cab like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And women who fall in love with the killer.

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He's got a good thing with her. I'm doubling with them tonight.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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With a serial killer, it's safest to be a neighbor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's not like you'll be spending a lot of time with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.