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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

1.3s

You're a good friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.5s

It's like 10 dates in one shot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

4.3s

I mean, the people with a membership go twice a year. Who's breaking in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.2s

Well, losing a loved one is-

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.2s

...listen, I'll go with you. We'll tell them there's a death in my family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.6s

I don't belong to a health club. I have a limit on naked men I see in one day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3s

- She the one you went out with? - Yeah. I really like her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.3s

He's one of those guys who is obsessed with neatness and order.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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It's like a sauna in here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.7s

Like a sauna in here, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.5s

In a terrible time like this...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.8s

I spent a little time in the Mideast.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3s

Why don't you get a death in the familyfare?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.6s

Yes. Go in there. Do a little investigative journalism.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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You want my friend to ask his uncle, a man who lost his wife of 44 years...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.7s

Unless someone's stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

4s

...with a copy of the death certificate, and we'll refund half your fare.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

5.4s

From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.9s

Go to the airlines. Tell them that you have a death in the family...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

4.1s

Oh, so anyway. We go out on one date, and he asks me out for a second...