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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I was out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

Check it out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

I'm finding that out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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They see one on the road.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-Hey. -Where have you been? You're on next.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-But, Jackie. -I said, out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What, did they kick you out too? -Yeah, they kicked us all out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

When they hand out those cadavers...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

Carlito's just passed out. Can anyone help?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

I don't know. Dead bodies really gross me out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.