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The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I finished my laundry. Got all my socks.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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My water's breaking! Okay. Okay.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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'Cause that was my baby.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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My cervix is ripening. Okay, good.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Great, I... I washed my lipstick.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Hello, ladies. How is my shower going?

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Yeah. Look at my finger. Look. Look.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I'm headed to my dorm. Not home.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Don't hit the fence! Oh, no, my child!

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I was just catching up on my sleep.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Babies are one of my many areas of expertise.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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I'm right here. I'm right here. Cradle my head!

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Well, you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Do you think my nipples don't get sore, too?

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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What do we have here? This is my baby.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me,

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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Andy, would you like to have my baby? Yes! Yeah.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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STANLEY: I do not like pregnant women in my workspace.

The Office (2005) - S05E03 Baby Shower

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$1,200 is what I spent on my whole bomb shelter.