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The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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"I present the orientation video."

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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But it's not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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so I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Not today, no.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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It reminds me of the orientation video Michael showed on my first day,

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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...before noon... I'm not...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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No, no, not somebody. Gardner!

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Not... So your desk is...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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We need to talk. Not now.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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That I have not decided yet.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Xterra's not even a real word.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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and it's just not a good fit.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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It's just not going to work for me.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Why are you looking at my forehead? I'm not.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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The beef is poisoned? No, it's not beef! Just...

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Sorry to interrupt, I... Nope, you're not interrupting anything.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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To show them that we are not above them.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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Wrong, Toby, this is an orientation, not a bore-ientation.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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You should be an English professor at Cor-Not University.

The Office (2005) - S03E08 The Merger

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...to consolidate power. I'm not firing somebody on the first day.