Ok children each of you gets to choose 2 books from the booktastick bus.

- Reading sucks ass! - Eric, shut up!

Boring, boring...

- Gay, boring, boring. - Hey guys, check out these books.

- Sabrina unchained. - Wow these books look cool!

Hey there's a lot of big words in these books.

There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises.

- Hello kids! I see you're discovering the magic of reading. - Who are you?

I drive the Booktastic Bus where magic begins.

You see reading opens up whole new worlds to you.

You can take a canoe down the Amazon or go back in time to Camelot

or become a race car driver all by just opening a book. Just like magic, the magic of reading.

God, shut up dude.

Go ahead an pick any books you like. Then get in, get into the magic!

- If we read are we gonna become like that guy? - Yeah this is stupid. Books aren't magical.

I don't know I'm kind of getting a tangly feeling looking at these.

- Hey what's that? - I don't know let's go see.

Well being an officer of the peace means a lot of things.

It's a hard job, but then again I'm a hard man.

A lot of people think that in a small town there isn't a lot for the law to do.