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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

...next, you're being bumped in high schools, colleges, trade schools.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I heard what happened at the school. They can't bump you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

...that little flap out there at the junior high school assembly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.2s

And it is already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

Now, why would a junior high school wanna screw with my head?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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"Winnie-the-" blank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The intellect, represented here...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

So the hospital called.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?