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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then she started to cry, and I weakened a little bit.

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And I said, Fine. I didn't want to say hello anymore either.

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- You're flesh and blood. - I had nothing to do with any of this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...so I said to myself, Marlene, just do it. And I jumped in.

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And he says, Look, I just didn't want to say hello anymore, all right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And I trip and twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. You know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And then it's, Jerry...

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And then she seduced me.

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...and she never stops calling.

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And he furrows his brow...

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I'm gonna try and get off, and get back on going the other way.

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And then the verbal hellos stopped...

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And I'll go, Oh, hi, Marlene.

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I think you're afraid to sit next to a man.

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Well, to be honest...

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I get up to go to the bathroom, I come back...

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.

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I wanted to love her. I tried to love her. I couldn't.

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I didn't want to meet them. I kept trying to avoid it.