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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and tell him he has to give her a raise.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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To me, the only reason to wear fur...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- ... and you'll get your ticket. - Yeah.

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It has its pros and cons.

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She can't even afford to go out to lunch. She-

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You wanna go to Mendy's, I'll take you to Mendy's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm going for total efficiency and ability.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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And then, assuming the strike is resolved...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and you're one step ahead of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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And I think that the department of...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You need a code to tell you not to wear people's clothes?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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It's hard to find pants-

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You have all the necessary skills and experience...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What does that cost? Two and a quarter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and then sequestered in a one-bedroom suite...

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Yeah. Well, the only thing I can do is to go to George Steinbrenner...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm returning this dress to Barneys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...to canola oil for stadium popcorn.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I need something to write on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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How'd you like to sell it?