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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But you're basically a doctor. I mean, people do call you doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I mean, I call him doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who could love me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Well.... -Can I introduce you as doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I went to the doctor today. I have mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who is Pericles? -Pericles is correct.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-It's not complicated. -Now, who are you again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.