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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Hey, Jerry, when's the last time you had a tune-up? Because I can't find-

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Why didn't they ask me? - I got a quality.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...that I'm ready to make a commitment to one person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Let me talk to him. Give it, give it, give it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

Seven dates is a face-to-face breakup?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

Could you mail those to me? Or bring them by my building.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Yeah. Let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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So you pretend like you're talking to me. Okay, now you start talking."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Anyway, this woman, she came up to me, and she says, "You're fired."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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They said they wanted me to walk down the block carrying this bag of groceries.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

I don't want to get into a big dispute about the pants.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

Wouldn't it be nice to have a car alarm that was more subtle?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

You know, I've got to tell you, he's a pretty good-looking guy.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

What's a young man like you want to move cars for? You don't work?