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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I hope Carlito feels better.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

6.3s

I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.4s

Oh, come on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.2s

I'm on next, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

George, George, you're on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

You're not working on your home.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.4s

They see one on the road.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

I met some people smoking on the street...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

-Hey. -Where have you been? You're on next.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.6s

I didn't get on. The lizard guy went long.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

It was a-- Actually, it was a monitor lizard.