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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She's a seductress, she's a siren, she's a virgin...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She's not 6'6.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...she's a whore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She's a 12.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...she came back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She said she needed a whole case of them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She exposed her nipple.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She published my recipes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She ruined my business.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She must be about 6'6.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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So she pretended to trip...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Why would she do that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She should know better than that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She can only communicate by blinking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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Look at this one. She's fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...and she fell into your breasts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- How did she try to kill you? - She tried to smother me with a pillow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She's lost all use of her muscles.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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She was not present at the incident.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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So now she's lost a phone face-off?