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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Your clothes smell just like Paisano's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...just laughing it up, wasting your lives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Are you out of your mind? You'd suffocate in there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Can I have your license and registration?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I mean, isn't the man basically just turning around?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I just thought it'd be nice, a little variety.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- I'm waiting for my shirt. - You got your shirt in my oven?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...but I will expect something in return.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- What? - I mean, Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- You're paying in change? - That's all I got.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...and just as I'm about to drop it in, he looks the other way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I mean, unless I'm your sister, this is a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- How did you do that? - I just talked to the manager.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- Or I break your head open like a-! - Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I go to drop a buck in the tip jar...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I think we're tipping people now just for the absence of outright hostility.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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You're lucky to have doors. When I was in the Army-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I could have got a house in Peru for 300 bucks.