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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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What's yours?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So that's your poker face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Start your day with that!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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How's your life? All right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Can't see on your right side?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You told her? She's not your wife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Don't complain. At least you have your health.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So, Jake, what's your percentage on this book?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- That's what I'm saying. - His illness is your business.

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I've seen your regular face. That is not it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So you keep it a secret your whole life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Then at your funeral, the mortician comes out, Mrs. Costanza...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Hey. Oh, I just saw your old boyfriend on TV.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- Looks like something's on your mind. - No, nothing. I'm fine.

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- Hey, let me see your fillings. - I don't think so.

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Looking over your shoulder to see if someone's coming up...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Well, don't you worry, Your Honor. He's in my custody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...in a garage that is conveniently located next to your home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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But I don't think your friend here is being very helpful.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You make it difficult for your friend to improve his life.