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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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I got fired from the movie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Can you die from an odour?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Moving cars from one side to the other...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- What do you mean? - He moves them from side to side...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Jerry, I was five seconds away from breaking up with him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...it'll look like I'm abandoning him. I'll be ostracized from the community.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...could you die from the odour? - An overdose of odour. Good question.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Maybe you should call your car phone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Please. - Let me. I smashed your car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Sir, the estimate on the damage to your car is $2866.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...and cleaning a little, and paying your bills.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- What's your line? - Well, okay, I'm there with Woody...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- I got the insurance and everything- - Yes, now, in your report...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- But that's my car. - I didn't know it was yours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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My question to you is: Who's putting your pants on?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You can put your pants on, you can move cars.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Your whole business is based on other drivers. It's a rented car.