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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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How was Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Good day, gentlemen. -Yeah, bye-bye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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He's only been exposed to smoke for four days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but they're not going away, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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In fact, next time I'm planning on going to Corfu.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Hey, I need some more matches. -What is going on in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.