Can't you see that ? I mean...

I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair and she almost broke her neck.

Thanks, I do check her pupils to make sure that wasn't a concoction.

Will her highness Jan Levinson Gould be

And things were getting hot and heavy, - Yeah - and I was about to take her bra off,

- We'll see you next year ! - Yeah ! Oh nuts ! Oh gosh !

Was this year's Dundies a success ? Well, let me see :

We need something to caution her head, throw a pillow, a cush ?

descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here,

We got to see Ping, and we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching.

Eyes at her officer driver's license and she is not welcome at this restaurant chains ever again !

I don't know where they are, I think I threw them out.

- Oh, no you didn't. - I think I did.

I don't know, what ?

So I killed, almost !

Oh I can't, because I keep them hidden, I don't wanna look at them and get cocky.

No man, I mean I slave all day, nobody notices me.

Well, last year I got great work, so I don't know...

I feel bad about what I wrote on the bathroom wall.

Can I get a drink ?