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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.9s
...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.3s
-The who? -The tobacco companies.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
"Winnie-the-" blank.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.8s
The Portuguese waitress?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
The intellect, represented here...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.5s
So the hospital called.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
You could read the paper through the whole thing, if you want.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.8s
-Bye. Bye. -Okay, you're the--
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.5s
...into the ashbin of society.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
No, it's Winnie-the-Pooh.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
Rugged? The man's a goblin.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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At least there was the possibility.
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