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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I know how you feel, but juries today...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.4s

I got more. Whatever you need, I can get it for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

I don't go for nonrefundable deals.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.3s

I don't care much for the beach. I freckle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

- You gotta watch for the jellyfish. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.4s

...I would like to thank you for the greatest four days of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2s

- Did you buy this for me? - No, why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.4s

I never heard of this. You gotta fast for three days to take an ulcer test.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.2s

It's really bad for the foetus, you know that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

I don't know what you need. I gave you whatever I had there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.7s

I have to apologize for my friend the other day-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You swear? - I swear.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.8s

Sweetheart, why don't you run and get a nurse for Mommy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.2s

...I am going to tell you something and I want you to really hear me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.6s

I don't want you eating over here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

Martin, I know you can hear me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

Do you realize this is the last meal I'm gonna have for three days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.2s

- You didn't say junior. - I haven't had one since I was little.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.9s

- I knew it. I always felt different. - You are. Some coffee cake?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.7s

You should be ashamed of yourself. I want you out of here.