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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That feels good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I feel full after the risotto.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He feels he's funnier, more relaxed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It's the same thing. - Ellis and Alex aren't even close.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He feels it's a good personality showcase.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So what?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That is so funny.

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That is so cool.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So, what did she say?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Can we go? - So soon?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So? - I want the massage.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So she doesn't like me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So you think she liked me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...this woman hates me so much...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"You know, sometimes I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What? - She just dislikes me so much...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So, what's the deal with your friend George?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So, what do you think? - Really enjoyed it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Sex wasn't so good? - No. Sex was fabulous.