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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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All right, how about this? You're abducted by aliens.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Fine. -Haul you aboard the mothership...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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...take you back to their planet as a curiosity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Now, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I gotta go zoo.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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In the circus, you get to ride on the train, see the whole planet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I'm wearing a little hat. I'm jumping through fire.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Putting their little alien heads in my mouth.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-At least it's show business. -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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But in the zoo, you know, they might put a woman in there with me...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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...to, you know, get me to mate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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What if she's got no interest in you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Then I'm pretty much where I am right now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Just got to take a ride on a spaceship.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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George, why couldn't I use the bathroom in that store?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Kramer, trust me, this is the best bathroom in Midtown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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He knows.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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It's right in there, on the left.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Exquisite marble, high ceilings and a flush like a jet engine: