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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He feels he's funnier, more relaxed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She had a good time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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You just had one. What do you need another one for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Actually, I should get a new one. - Nonsense. This one's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Who is more important to you, her or me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No one hails a cab like me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What did Jodi say? - She had a good time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- So you had a good time, huh? - Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why? - If I can't get one, you're not!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I'm getting one. No ifs, ands or buts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So we had a good time, the four of us.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...that I was more than willing to stick it out with Joel Rifkin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...as one of the worst serial killers in history.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You ever see one of those things? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I know if I could spend some time alone with her...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I didn't pick up anything. - The second time I sent noodles back...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's not like you'll be spending a lot of time with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And he would take, like, 40 sips, and after every one:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Who told you to get a massage? I haven't gotten one from her!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?