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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Wait a minute. I know what's going on here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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On the one hand, here, you're guaranteed a great meal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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No. Not on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I try this dress on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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He complimented me on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right. Taxi's on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I had a bout of that myself one time, knocked me right on my ass.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I need something to write on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Hey. What's going on in there?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So this woman you plan on hiring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...on April 14th, we play the Angels.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Elaine, when you're shopping on Madison Avenue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...you don't wanna skimp on the swank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Uma's number's on that ticket. - Never mind Uma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- On the other hand- - Yeah, yeah, I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I had Uma Thurman's number written on that stub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- So you got a $25,000-a-year raise? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Yeah? - Okay. So then I put it on at home...