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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.2s

-You had sex with Louise. -No, the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

They bump you in junior high...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.