Well, I'm happy to meet you, Mr. Clampett.

Mr. Clampett, you've got to stop taking these long hunting trips while you're down to skin and bone.

Mr. Clampett, I'm sure you're going to be very happy to know that both my own soup company and Mr. Dickerback's ad agency are opening substantial accounts at Mr. Drysdale's bank.

What kind?

Lime.

Lime.

Sign here, J.D.

Not until you promise to give that their fine, upstanding, efficient, hardworking secretary of yours a raise.

What?

I don't think it's high time she was getting in on that their pension and profit sharing plan, too.

I'll take it up with her later.

You can count on that.

What type do you promise now?

In front of these here witnesses.

Okay, I promise.

A substantial raise.

What kind?

Large.

Large raise, pension, and profit sharing.

and I'll throw in hospitalization.