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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.7s

-So, Jackie, you think we got a case? -Your face is my case.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

...and now your face is sallow, unattractive, disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.6s

Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Drags him out of the car and chews his face off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

It was a-- Actually, it was a monitor lizard.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Is this a repeat?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Not good. I'm a moron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...into a horrible, twisted freak.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.