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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.5s

Because I'll be lying there, and people will spit on me and empty my pockets.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

Be realistic, George.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.3s

- Myra? - She'll be okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.9s

...there's someone willing to do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.6s

There was a half man, half pig in that room over there. Now, where is he?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.8s

- Don't push me. - Okay, you sit there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.8s

It's like a local news team in there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4s

Yeah, it's right around the corner there. 1937.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.7s

Where's Kramer? Shouldn't he be here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.2s

...to be the godparents of Steven.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.9s

- Where's the mohel? - He'll be here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

What, do I got a bull's-eye up there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.1s

...of his parents just standing there while some stranger...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2s

It might be a little high, but...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.4s

I'll tell you something. I wish there were pig-men.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.2s

Whatever the deformity, there's always some group attracted to it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.6s

What happened to the guy that was in there before?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3s

- There's nothing wrong with the baby. - The circumcision went fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

Whatever's wrong with a human being, lie down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

Imagine, this is gonna be his first memory...