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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Probably because this whole universe is against me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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No, I think the head does most of the stretching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, it's funny. I mean, you have a big head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-Do you challenge? -No, I do not challenge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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If you don't do the steps...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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What are you doing tomorrow?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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What are you guys doing here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and I've thought it over and you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-What do you got, a Clarkman? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...and just...focus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Elaine, how long do you spend in the shower?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, Jerry, you know I can't do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Hey, how do you make those radish roses?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Jerry, you gotta show me what I'm doing wrong.