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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Sounds like they're trying to screw with your head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

Now, why would a junior high school wanna screw with my head?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Excuse me, darling, do l--? Do I detect a Portuguese accent?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

Hey, hey, how you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.3s

So, what did you do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

When do you take this exam?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-Hey. -Hey, how are you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Hey, hey. Kramer, what are you doing?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.9s

And you were integral.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

...do you choose if it's a man or woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

Can't you at least tell them what to do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I think it has something to do with me.