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Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Uh, it's been better.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I don't know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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The birth part is just one day...

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...even though I did it later that same day.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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- I'll flip you for it. - Flip me for it? No, no, no.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Good for you. Alrighty, next?

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Well, but that's what he was for me.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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So, Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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For this, after all, is the miracle of birth.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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And we're having a boy and a girl.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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...like a flower.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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And that's having a baby.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I'm gonna be a father.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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Oh, no, no. It's for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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I'm saying I see a difference.

Friends (1994) - S01E16 The One With Two Parts (1)

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How will I raise a kid?