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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I love my phone machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Micro. - How do you feel, confident?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Who makes the switch? - You do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All right, I gotta make a call. Everybody out. Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You make your hit and get out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...makes you sound casual. - Yeah, like a farm boy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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My brother-in-law once left a message on this guy's machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After I talked to you, my neighbour called, played my messages to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No, I had to tell my friends. My friends didn't have to tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You get mad at somebody on a real phone:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm just getting my jacket. I'll meet you downstairs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You never see anybody on TV sliding off the sofa...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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After one date you try and improvise on a machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't like you talking about me behind my back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...is that everybody you see on television is doing something better...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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All right. You're up there. You're on stage, and you go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I think if they hear you chewing on the other end of the phone...