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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.9s

Hey, Elaine, you gotta feel my pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.4s

...it's not my way to intrude on the personal lives of close friends-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.4s

- What's with you? - Feel this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2s

Everybody out. I've got eggplant on my mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.5s

- I hear you make a mean calazon. - Calzone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3s

- But I feel I must inform you that what happened last night...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.4s

- Come on up. - You got cigars?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.4s

Hey, hey, you steal my money?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

4s

Well, today I won't be going on my route, will I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.2s

So you don't make a habit of giving to the blind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.8s

Just make sure you get them to me by 1:00.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.2s

- I'm waiting for my shirt. - You got your shirt in my oven?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.8s

- What are you talking about? - Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

4.5s

I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.3s

Why can't you do this on your table?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.1s

- Number 49. - You know, my last name is Costanza.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2s

You got a little junk on your lip, by the way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

4.7s

- All right, enjoy Blame It On The Rain. - Nice meeting you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.4s

I got you on the radar at 93 miles per hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.1s

Have you noticed that every place has that tip jar on the counter?