-Are you speaking English? -The have-to is what you use when you're afraid.

The Cubbies are one inning away from the division championship, completing the most improbable season in baseball history!

-A baby!

A baby?

He's a good kid. He must have a heck of a mom.

We won a division! We won a division!

-Oh no! -It's a wild pitch, a very wild pitch!

-Change-up. That's a change-up! It's a strike! -Henry totally fooled him with a change-up!

Steadman's a little bit of trouble with a runner on second.

You don't have a chance.

Well, thanks. Thanks a lot.

Oh! What a lucky stab.

-Sir. This Henry is just a child. -What do you mean a child, what... What do you mean a child?

-Talk about the boat! Her dad has a boat! We have a boat! -We don't have a boat! We have wood. In the big shape of a boat.

We haven't won a pennant since '45 and a series since the... the...

-He's a child. He's a short, little, young person, he's 10-11 years old!

[sigh] We need a miracle, sir.

-You have a feeling. He's got a feeling! Cancel the coffee! Get me whatever he's drinking! He's got a feeling about the uh...

-I'm not a chicken, you're the chicken. -No, you're a chicken. -No, you're the chicken.

-Oh. -Tell her to take it for a ride. Ask her to go for a ride!