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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

We're splitting that so it really doesn't matter.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.8s

Give me a fucking ride. What's the matter?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.7s

We met at a baseball card show.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

What were you doing at a baseball card show?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

You want to go take in a couple of Broadway shows?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.1s

That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

that goes in a continuous loop...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

A baby could have kicked that ball,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.8s

You tried to put a noodle in a woman? Women hate that, man.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.6s

I had a softball game. I told you that.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.9s

That cost us the championship in a softball game.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

1.7s

They're in a league. Is that what you call it?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.1s

And then that night I was in bed with a woman

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.5s

- That's completely unethical. - Honestly, Larry, this is why he's a good manager.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.7s

This was a girl that you knew from the neighborhood, I presume.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2.3s

I won't wear your name on my shirt again, that's a promise.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

2s

I find it a little troubling that you told me his name,

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.1s

- What happened? It was right in your hands. - That was a horseshit throw.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.5s

I merely alluded to the fact that he was a well-known director.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S08E09 Mister Softee

3.1s

I need you to get this signed as a gift. Can you do that for me?