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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.5s

You guys don't have a phone machine?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3s

Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.5s

My parents are dead. You have a family.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.9s

Make a call, have a cup of coffee.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3s

- I didn't even- - A mitzvah for my family, thank you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3s

- Is that a car? - Isn't that a row of pines?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.7s

Never seen a pear. Never saw a pear outside of a fruit stand.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.6s

Anybody need a change of dry clothes?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.1s

You know, grape works as a soda, sort of as a gum...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.4s

I felt like even more of a Jew.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

So we miss a couple of calls, big deal.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.3s

Okay, that's three-tenths of a mile, right there.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2s

Get back in, a couple of dunks, you're done.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.3s

if we miss this. This is a row of pines.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.9s

- Is that a row of pines? - I will be so mad...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.1s

- Just a cup of water. - I don't think it's about the river.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.9s

We're not getting married! You happy now, you son of a bitch?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.5s

- Yes, of course, we have a tub. - We can fill the tub up.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

I'll tell you what, get me a cup of water, I'll sprinkle you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.2s

After I came out of the water, I didn't feel like a Christian...