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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Now, that's where the story takes a most unappealing turn.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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These Kramer stories are unusable.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You can't tell that story now.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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You're going to love this story.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Yeah. -Ramirez has never heard your story.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Hey, all right. Yeah. -Finish the story?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...you gotta sell me my stories back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I mean, some of them aren't even stories.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, nothing. His part of the story is done.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I have Benes' wonderfully imaginative mind to spin my stories.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Would you please just get on with the stupid Bob Sacamano story?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-All right. Next story. -I think I've got enough for one day.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, I certainly don't have any stories if that's what you're implying.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...with a tilting desk and a big ruler?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...I'm a writer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...a very identifiable problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Yes, with a little guidance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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It's called a T-square.